LOVE is a Hidden Track: Mason's Eleven

1) Sexy Coffee Pot Tony Alvon & The Belairs
I pulled this from the first mix in My Other Seedy Club, which did its first round back in late 2006. So no, I wasn't cool enough to find it on my own.

2) Allah Wackbar Ofo The Black Company
This came from the awesome Nigeria '70: Funky Lagos compilation, which I highly recommend. It's incredible and almost worth it just for those boots on the album cover.



3) Got to Give It Up The Dirtbombs
I don't think you can go wrong with a Detroit garage band covering Marvin Gaye.

4) I Felt Like a Gringo The Minutemen
Nothing screams "80s music" like the Minutemen. At least, this is what the '80s should be remembered for. The Minutemen are one of the influential-but-underappreciated bands from the early '80s American hardcore movement.

5) Bull in the Heather Sonic Youth
I love Sonic Youth but the fact I didn't really discover them until 1994's Experimental, Jet Set, Trash and No Star hurts my hipster credibility. I grew up in Clifton Forge. Sometimes it took a little longer for things to trickle into the mountains.

6) Teenage Wristband Twilight Singers
The Afghan Whigs are one of the great unappreciated bands of the '90s. This was singer Greg Dulli's next band, which was nearly as great. He's now in the Gutter Twins with Mark Lanegan, and that band is awesome too.

7) Rebellion (Lies) Arcade Fire
Arcade Fire's a guilty pleasure for me. They remind me too much of U2 or the Talking Heads sometimes, but I really like their music.

8) It Might Just Be a One-Shot Deal Frank Zappa
The beginning & end of this will probably be a little too Zappa-esque for most people, but damn that 2-minute slide guitar solo in the middle is a thing of beauty.

9) Rider on the Stormy Sea Mary Timony
One time my college friend Liz, who grew up in Worchester and still trades music with me from her current home in LA, made me a mix-tape of "bitchy women" (riot grrl stuff) and "witchy women" (Timony, Stevie Nicks and PJ Harvey, mostly) that had a photo copy of a Boston phonebook page with Mary Timony's number highlighted.

10) Moya Godspeed You Black Emperor!
I saw this band at the Orange Peel in Asheville during that venue's first year. They had about nine people on stage with crazy film loops playing in the background. I think this could provide a soundtrack for lots of life experiences.

11) In My Hour of Darkness Gram Parsons
The last song off Gram Parson's last album before he died of an overdose. An end for him, but a beginning for Emmylou Harris, who sings here and was preparing to launch a successful solo career. Apparently a lot of people were upset at Parsons when he wrote this, as he's shown up drunk for the funeral of a good friend, but he made up for it by writing a verse about the guy.

12) Don't Laugh I Love You Ween

13) Excerpt from Life on the Mississippi by Mark Twain, read by Ed Begley Sr.

Impending Big Event: These are the clues

The 154th day of the year.

DeSota claims Florida for Spain.

Gemini IV is launched and the first American spacewalk is performed.

Valerie Solanas shoots and nearly kills Andy Warhol in New York City.

Mount Unzen erupts in Japan, killing 43 people, most of whom are reporters.

An ICE high-speed train derails in Germany, a Soviet supersonic passenger aircraft goes down in France.

Further evidence:

New Rules

1. Every song must have a rhythm of at least 75 beats per minute or more, so that Mason can listen to it while doing Body Pump.

2. No mix can involve artists that were featured "Unplugged" on MTV from 1991-1994.

3. Every song that is Extra Loud should be labeled with an asterisk so that I may lower the volume before the song begins.

New rule

All discs from here on out must also have one song that is shorter than 2 minutes, and one song that's longer than 6.

And every new week someone else adds another new rule.

Hereby decreed.

Ele-mentary. Lindsey's first contribution.

1. I Feel Just Like a Child by Devendra Barnhart

This is the theme of my life these days, and therefore the opening song of my debut CD.

2. Modern Mystery by Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin

This song will make your head bop. I liked it even before I saw the YouTube video (here), which chronicles the misadventures of a paperboy. Maybe the “Modern Mystery” is how newspapers are supposed to survive. Maybe I’m reading too much into it. Haha, get it? Reading? OK, never mind.

3. Blue Ridge Mountains by Fleet Foxes

These guys are everywhere, but I still can’t help but like them. I struggled to decide whether to put this song or “White Winter Hymnal” on this mix. I think this one won out just because of the title. My favorite line: “Let’s drive to the countryside; leave behind some green-eyed lookalikes so no one gets worried, no….”

4. Keep a Secret by The Whitest Boy Alive

German minimalist pop. What could be better? These guys started as an electronic dance project. Maybe they have an identity crisis.

5. Untrust Us by Crystal Castles

Canadian electronic music. Initially, it may sound like total jibberish. But I think I know what they are saying. And I think it has something to do with love, or candy, or the weekend.

6. Half a Person by The Welcome Wagon

Rev. Thomas Vito Aiuto and his wife, Monique, make up this band. They started in their living room and have no musical experience. But then they ran into Sufjan Stevens, who produced and helped to arrange this album, “Welcome to The Welcome Wagon.” I like how echoey and mournful the tune is. It was originally performed by Morrissey’s former band, The Smiths. And now I want to be a back scrubber.

7. A Measure of the Same by Birds of Avalon

Birds of Avalon is a Raleigh, N.C. band. I like one guitarist’s name: Cheetie Kumar. Cheetie and another guitarist in Birds, Paul Siler, used to be in a band called The Cherry Valence. Maybe that means something to one of you. It means nada to me. I just like this song a lot. It jams.

8. Music by Cornelius

And now we move from Raleigh, N.C. to Tokyo. Wheeeeeeeeeee!

9. Space City by Drive-by Truckers

This song may seem a little out of place on this mix. But then again, we've already been through Germany, North Carolina and Japan. When I first heard this song, I had to listen to it over and over and over again. I wanted to make love to the singer just because of the sound of his voice. I love every single zip of the fingers on the guitar strings. It's sad. It's just sad, sad, sad.

10. Rainbow Flows by Husky Rescue

They pass me by.

11. The Wanting Comes in Waves by The Decemberists

When I first heard this song, it reminded me of some alt rock version of Bohemian Rhapsody. But not quite as good. But still pretty good. I think The Hazards of Love is a concept album, and the concept has something to do with shape-shifting animals and forest queens. I’ve also heard “The Rake Song” off the album, and I like that one, too. But I’m not compelled to rush out and get the whole album to find out what happens to the forest queens.

11 songs, part 2

11 songs for
11 nonexistent Teen movies



01

Vowing to lose their virginity senior year, four misfit buddies quit the marching band to join the Riverside High football team. In this training montage — weight room, jogging in a thunderstorm — “I can’t stand the rain” by Ann Peebles plays in the heartfelt dramedy “The Sideliners.”

02
At Manhattan’s Horace Mann School, the children of the borough elite often escape the discipline they so richly deserve at the hands of a timid faculty. But when a crew of incorrigible sophomores commit a near-fatal prank (to "Oxford Comma" by Vampire Weekend) Mr. Llewellyn, the new theater arts teacher, risks his career to take on a powerful real estate mogul in the controversial film “A Clockwork Horace.”

03
In the moving domestic portrait “Light Sweet Crude,” Alexander is the teenage son of a business-obsessed Exxon consultant who strikes up an uneasy relationship with his distant, alcoholic stepmother while his father is off prospecting in the Middle East. Snooping through his stepmother’s bedroom, Alexander finds the crumpled evidence of a recent infidelity, and it dawns on him in slo-mo (to “Knife” by Grizzly Bear) that her affair may be justified.

04
As sweethearts Julie and Preston say goodbye for the summer — Julie for horse camp, Preston for the lifeguard’s chair — Julie worries the hunky Preston may have his eye on one of the adoring college girls who lounge around the Twin Oaks Country Club. She just never guessed it would be the tennis pro, Gerard. The song “Hercules’ Theme” by Hercules & Love Affair plays as Preston and Gerard take a forbidden, midnight dip together in the affecting independent film “Backhand/Forehand.”

05
“The Golden Corral Kids” are an ensemble of precocious teens who staff the local all-you-can-eat buffet, mocking the truckers and Mormon families who eat there, all the while dreaming of the day they can leave tiny Adenville, Utah. In a generation-defining scene, co-workers Lily and Barney deflower each other on a box of plastic cutlery, not in a moment of urgent passion, but out of a sense of adolescent obligation — as “3 Fortunate Sailors” by Raccoon plays.

06
“Elizabeth, 1981” centers on an unhappy 15-year-girl from an affluent Chicago suburb, struggling to find herself amid the revelation she was adopted. Here, after a night of dangerous experimentation, Elizabeth crashes the family car and tries to make the predawn phone call home to “Stuck on an Island” by Liz Phair.

07
It is going to be the worst spring break ever. Boy scouts Keith and Gary are stuck finishing an Eagle Scout project while their classmates are off partying in Cancun! The boys are installing a bird-watching deck in a local nature preserve, when they stumble upon some campers… from the Baptist women’s college! "Here Comes the Hotstepper" by Ini Kamoze begins to play as the boys join an erotic campfire in the hit raunchfest “Merit Badges II: Spring Break.”

08
While her parents go through a messy custody dispute, 16-year-old Alexis is sent to Spain to spend the summer at her uncle’s seaside vineyard. She plans to forget herself in books and fieldwork — until she meets Ramón. He takes her for a moped ride through the cobblestone streets of the Costa Brava to “Eres Para Mi (You are for me)” by Julieta Venegas in the bilingual heartwarmer “Sand & Vino.”

09

It’s graduation night, and everybody from Central Valley High is headed to Dagger Point for the party of the year! But in the midst of the celebrations, hearts are broken and dangerous secrets are revealed… And where did prom queen Kimmie Ferrara go? Buddies CJ and Mikey get wise to an uninvited guest at the party, but is it TOO LATE? Here, they find Kimmie’s blood-smeared tiara in the woods (to “Straight to Hell” by The Clash) in the straight-to-DVD thriller “Whisper down the Alley.”

10
Rodney Carraway, a quiet loner, is coaxed out of his shell when he is forced to sell his dying father’s OxyContin to pay the spiraling hospital bills. In this montage, the young entrepreneur establishes his business (and social standing) in the busy halls of Woodrow Wilson High, set to a remix of “You can’t always get what you want” by The Rolling Stones in the movie “Side Effects.”

11
Some kids just need to test the boundaries. Meet Jenny Adler, 14 going on 21 with the fake ID to prove it. But petty offenses lead to big trouble, and Jenny’s compassionate but naïve parents just can’t deal. In this sentimental closing scene, the Adlers drive Jenny home from a Tijuana holding cell. And as Jenny stares out the window with mascara-streaked eyes, she weeps at the realization that her parents love her for who she is, as “Big Love Lullaby” by Emily Wells ends the summer tearjerker “One Size Fits All.”

The only rule of Fight Club is

I kept on wondering when the hcek I'm supposed to put out my mixtape (and what Pete & Amanda's arbitrary rules were) so I'm pasting this here so I can stop forgetting:

1/ Dickens April 1
2/ Soares April 8
3/ Nair June 24
4/ Dybdahl April 22
5/ Adams April 29
6/ Harrison May 6
7/ Martin May 13
8/ Chittum May 20
9/ Valencia May 27
10/ Harvey June 3
11/ Macy June 10
12/ Henson June 17
13/ Jedlinsky April 15

Same rules: 11 songs, no artist repeats. And now a NEW rule: One of your songs has to have the word LOVE, SUNSHINE, CANDY (or variations: chocolate, Smarties, Zagnut bar) or WEEKEND (or variations: Friday, Saturday (not Sunday)) in the title.

Eleventy by Jared

My dog at my homework.
I forgot I had to pick up the dry cleaning.
I left it in my other pair of pants.
Normally, I don't do this.
I thought it was due the next day.
Daylight savings has me all screwed up.
I didn't realize we were already on a 2009 calendar already.

It's a week late but here's my tracklist. Enjoy!

Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere by Neil Young
Reminds me of last winter and the drive back from Atlanta to Roanoke and wondering about the possibilities.

Tarzan Boy by Baltimora
Quite possibly the greatest piece of music ever recorded in the history of song itself. This jam always puts me in a good mood.

Breathless by Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds
I don't know if it's a flute, a recorder, or some sort of woodwind but the intro is tight and the song just builds.

Danny's Song by Loggins and Messina
If I sang karaoke this would be my song.

No One's Gonna Love You by Band of Horses
Its kinda sappy but I like it.

Devil Town by Bright Eyes
It's a Daniel Johnston cover but I like this version better. Feels like I'm on my to cover a homecoming game...in hell.

Why Do You Let Me Stay Here? by She & Him
I remember hearing her sing during a scene in the movie Elf and I thought she had a beautiful voice.

Get Up Get Out by The Rosebuds
Get up and dance!

You Make Me Feel So Good by Book of Love
Quite possibly the second greatest piece of music ever recorded in the history of song itself. This tune always puts me in a good mood.

Let The Distance Keep Us Together by Britt Daniel, Spoon and Bright Eyes
The title is kind of an oxymoron but it makes sense. Just listen.

Any Fun by Coconut Records
This is Jason Schwartzman's new group, its kind of an updated ELO for the kids.